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December 06, 2017


Genetically mutated rats could be released in Britain to solve rodent problem

(Thanks to DaninDallas)


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Will cats know which ones not to eat ?

I still hope the ship of cannibal rants that was promised to come ashore arrives soon. Nothing says Christmas like headlines screaming for people to flee for their lives

I saw them open for The Beastie Boys.

Feral show.

Cannibal Rants opened for Frank Zappa back in 72.

They'll start interbreeding with their squirrel overlords...

So the cannibal rants:
I hate white meat, why it it always white meat? Can't they sent some different missionaries?

"So you target a rat in New Zealand and it makes its way to Asia where it could have unforeseen ecological consequences. But there are mitigation strategies that we could implement if this were to occur."

Egad! What if it made its way to the law firm of Dewey, Cheatham, and Howe?

If I recall the original cannibal rant correctly, several cannibals had just cooked up a clown. One takes a bite, frowns and complains, "Hey, this meat doesn't taste funny."

Le Pet: at the cannibal supper table, one says to the other, "I don't like my mother-in-law."
He replies, "Just eat the noodles, then."

I really hate my autocorrect on the small screen

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