THIS IS PRECISELY WHY WE HAVE 911
Restaurant Customer Calls 911 Because Clams were “So Small”
(Thanks to Al Barkafski, who says "I guess he'll wind up in court, small clams court!")
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December 23, 2017
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When's the herring?
Posted by: Bill Hudgins | December 23, 2017 at 12:45 PM
And were they hairy?
Posted by: Ver | December 23, 2017 at 01:13 PM
Just a guess, but is this guy visiting Florida from Flathead County?
Posted by: Le Petomane | December 23, 2017 at 01:17 PM
Good one, Al.
Florida Man in his natural habitat.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | December 23, 2017 at 01:50 PM
O'er the clam parts....
Posted by: Ralph | December 23, 2017 at 02:10 PM
When officers said they couldn't help, he "clammed up?"
This is almost like eat and run....
Posted by: funny man | December 23, 2017 at 03:37 PM
When he got to small clams court, he lost and the judge fined him 500 large clams. Anyway, he was acting like a chowderhead.
---Al made me say this, too many good openings.
Posted by: Le Petomane | December 23, 2017 at 03:51 PM
No one will shellebrate the outcome of this clever clam caper, except, perhaps, the local mussel.
Posted by: PirateBoy, what the shell? | December 23, 2017 at 07:20 PM
Made the mistake of reading the comments while drinking. (RTCWD)
Posted by: Patty V. | December 24, 2017 at 08:37 AM
What do clams say to each other when departing?
BYE, VALVE!
Posted by: Peter M | December 24, 2017 at 01:07 PM