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December 21, 2017

'THERE'S THOUSANDS OF HERRING ALL OVER THE ROAD AREA'

Truck flips, causing massive fish spill on Route 480

(Thanks to William Price)

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WHY TYPE IN ALL CAPS? BECAUSE WE ARE ALL HARD OF HERRING

We're going to need more cream sauce.

Where's Ma Baensch when ya need her?

The driver was heard to say "Arrgh, I be fishmeal" as the truck jackknifed. At least it wasn't raining menhaden.

Driver was a Pisces working for scale.

Christmas comes early for local cats.

Out here in New Mexico we're just herring about this tragedy.

It appears that truck slid off the road because it was on fin ice.

Hey, the best fish puns come out of Finland.

OK, I'm finished with this comment.

As God is my witness I thought herring could fly.

Was one of them red? I've been chasing that one for years. My court herring will be in a few months.

It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas!

"Police said the truck driver assured officers he is OK, albeit with some cuts on his head and hands...."

Fortunately, he didn't have a shiner.

One of them got flung really far.

They shot him into a tree. After that, no other herring would do it.

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