TENSION CONTINUES TO MOUNT IN FLATHEAD COUNTY

4:01 p.m. A local resident called police because someone had lied on their online dating profile.

(Thanks to Craig Roberts and Roberto)

Comments

[Jim]

I imagine that's never happened before.

[wanderer2575]

Wait -- somebody lied on the interwebs? Get a rope!

3:09 p.m. Two dogs were chasing deer off Whitefish Stage Road.
6:21 p.m. Deer were hanging out in the middle of the highway.
9:39 p.m. A dead deer was reported in the middle of the highway.

This reads like the opening to an SAT logic question.

[Qaz]

12:39 a.m. A Bigfork man reported that he had a “small emergency” and could only tell an officer what it was. When an officer contacted the man, he said he desperately needed a six-pack and some Swisher Sweets cigars. The man was informed that law enforcement could not fulfill the request

- Not fair! the Police is supposed to SERVE and protect! I need my beer!

[RichZ]

9:39 p.m. A dead deer was reported in the middle of the highway.

Need to go get the dogs from Whitefish State Road and deploy them on that highway. They will chase the deer off the highway and keep them safe.

3:09 p.m. Two dogs were chasing deer off Whitefish Stage Road.

[Phil McAvity]

What a town!

[nursecindy]

RichZ broke the blog!
I went on ONE online date several years ago. He got mad because I ordered a cup of coffee and a piece of chocolate cake for dessert. I had no idea he was a Mormon and they don't do caffeine. He also told me he went home and had his FIVE children vote on whether I should be their next mother. The little sh!ts voted against me.
That was the end of online dating for me.

[Le Petomane]

I've heard about a Flathead Indian named two Dogs. Interesting story.

[MOTW]

^5 nursecindy

[GA-Oz Hybrid]

@nursecindy - you dodge a bullet on that one.

[655321]

Le Petomane, I used to deal with a company called Two Dogs Trucking. I asked the proprietor if the name had anything to do with the joke. He asked me not to explain it to his wife.