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December 17, 2017


'I will eat mum on Christmas day': Grieving daughter to sprinkle mother's ashes on turkey and pudding dinner

(Thanks to D Shey)


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No...Just no.

Who'll be the lucky winner who finds mum's ear stirrup in their slice of pudding?

This lady needs to include some fava beans and serve a good chianti with this dinner.

I'll just bring my own frozen Banquet Turkey TV Dinner. Thanks anyway you crazy nut.

Bonus comment: If she were invited to an orgy they would ask you her to be the mattress.

Le Petomane beat me to it.

Is mom gluten free?

I'm pretty sure it's not one of the 7 special herbs & spices...

It takes imagination to cook like that.

“Who’s for seconds?”

Maybe she has invited Keith Richards over for dinner.

"I don't like Your Mother...
Well then just eat the vegetables."

(Back on the bus stop waiting for the Geezer Bus.)

So what's she doing with Mum on Boxing Day?

Have you seen your mother baby, standing in the shadows...."

*Hmmmm....Geezer McBus is running late tonight.....*

Last word: The aftermath. Dust in the wind, All we are is dust in the wind.

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