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December 22, 2017

SEVENTH INNING STRETCH

Darryl Strawberry ‘would go between innings’ to MLB clubhouse to have sex with women

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson and Steve K)

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Strawberry...describing how he would dispatch dugout attendants into the Shea Stadium stands to find women who wanted to see him.

Strangely enough, this is much the same way it's done in Congress.

So. The Bambino tapped 714 bimbos.

"He's rounding third and the coach is waving him in"

That there is what we call an inside the park home run..next we will discuss the infield fly rule..

"Here comes the throw, here comes the play at the plate. Holy Cow, I think he's gonna make it!"

Did the women get rainchecks ?

Secret of his "success"? Gotta keep the "equipment" in working shape, right?

Possibly my favorite sports quote: Strawberry's former manager Tommy Lasorda once was asked if Strawberry was a "dog" (baseball slang for a lazy player). Tommy said, "Daryl Strawberry is NOT a dog. A dog is faithful and runs hard after balls."

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