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And my review of my year:
"I did not die" *
*yet
Posted by: Qaz | December 29, 2017 at 08:52 AM
Brilliant, as always. Kudos Dave!
Posted by: ubetcha | December 29, 2017 at 09:13 AM
Depressingly accurate. Well done!
Posted by: wanderer2575 | December 29, 2017 at 09:38 AM
I haven't seen so much Russian collusion...since the last Ridley book I read. Now to go collude with my mug of covfefe. My resolution for 2018 is to fill in my ostrich head hole a little tighter next year.
Posted by: Loudmouth | December 29, 2017 at 10:02 AM
To quote a famous Miami-based humor columnist: You can't make this stuff up.
Well, not as well as Dave can. Great job.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | December 29, 2017 at 10:16 AM
Thanks Dave. I found the source behind the naming of the 'No Dong' rocket.
When I was a little bitty boy
My grandmother bought me a cute little toy
Silver bells hanging on a string
She told me it was my ding-a-ling-a-ling, oh
My ding-a-ling, my ding-a-ling
I want you to play with my ding-a-ling
My ding-a-ling, my ding-a-ling
I want you to play with my ding-a-ling
This little song, it ain't so sad
The cutest little song you ever had
Those of you who will not sing
You must be playin' with your own ding-a-ling
Your own ding-a-ling, your own ding-a-ling
We saw you playin' with your own ding-a-ling
My ding-a-ling, everybody sing
I wanna play with my ding-a-ling
I wanna play with my ding-a-ling
"My Ding-A-Ling"
by Chuck Berry
Posted by: manual tomato | December 29, 2017 at 10:54 AM
Another great Year In Review.
Posted by: nursecindy | December 29, 2017 at 11:17 AM
Wait. There was an election?
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | December 29, 2017 at 11:55 AM
The year is not over--yet. I have my towel and I am hopefully watching the skies.
Posted by: Le Petomane | December 29, 2017 at 12:01 PM
I'm sorry. DB is arguably one of the funniest guys to walk this strange and wonderful planet, but I can't read a review of 2017. That would be like eating leftovers of my mom's (rest her soul) Salisbury steak. It was intolerable the first time; no amount of ketchup is going to make it palatable.
Here's to more Dave and less madness in 2018...
Posted by: Stixnstonz | December 29, 2017 at 12:23 PM
This review could be a lot more entertaining if you read it in a Walter Cronkite voice, although I suppose Patrick Stewart's voice would work just as well (especially since there's so much poop in it).
In other news, I've managed to get through the whole year without owning a Fidget Spinner...
Posted by: fractalist | December 29, 2017 at 03:21 PM
I'll only observe that the world did not come to an end between September 20-22 as predicted by some numerologist. For better or worse, it's nice to have another full year to review. Thanks for the laughs, Dave. You're the best.
Posted by: Jim | December 29, 2017 at 03:29 PM
“Cleveland, is that you?”
That is all..
Posted by: Sean In Akron | December 29, 2017 at 05:59 PM
Oh Great, Dave, You just had to publish the new Password at Equifax. Now I will be further innudated by attornies seeking me to join in a lawsuit which will fetch them millions and me the cost of a new Fidgit Spinnerrrrrr.
Posted by: Rintinglen | December 30, 2017 at 03:23 AM