IT WAS TOTALLY ASKING FOR IT
Florida man beats ATM, says it gave too much cash
(Thanks to Le Petomane and Steve K.)
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It had it coming,
It had it coming,
It only had itself to blame.
If you had been there,
If you had seen it,
I know that you would have done the same.
--With apologies to Leiber & Stoller
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | December 25, 2017 at 04:17 PM
Those things are built like tanks. Seems if you punched them, they'd just laugh at you.
Posted by: Clankie | December 25, 2017 at 06:24 PM
Jeff
Posted by: Nancy Bee | December 25, 2017 at 06:41 PM
ATM: All The Merriment
Posted by: FredKey | December 25, 2017 at 06:47 PM
"Honey, do you have change for a five?"
"All I have is twenties."
"Yes, I was late for work and I'm really sorry about her missing central incisors."
Posted by: manual tomato | December 25, 2017 at 08:27 PM
Auntie Em? Whatever did she do to... oh, nevermind.
Posted by: Spiny Norman | December 25, 2017 at 08:52 PM
All my ATM ever says to me is "Insufficient Balance", which, I guess, means the machine is not level?
Posted by: PirateBoy | December 25, 2017 at 09:45 PM
Figures. I never get three cherries or three whatevers when I play those things.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | December 25, 2017 at 09:45 PM
I hate when the guy after me hits a jack pot just after I leave the machine.
Posted by: Rintinglen | December 26, 2017 at 12:56 AM
Seems to me the bank owes Oleksik a reward rather than a criminal charge. By damaging the defective ATM, he prevented it from handing out wads of cash to other less honorable users. Of course, we don't know how much extra money it was providing.
Posted by: MyShadow | December 26, 2017 at 03:13 PM
Lord, give me the chance to show I would behave much more respectably.
Posted by: wanderer2575 | December 27, 2017 at 08:46 AM
Jeff
Posted by: Kander & Ebb | December 27, 2017 at 10:51 AM
The correct response, anywhere else, would be to say "Thank you."
Only in Miami...
Posted by: Steve | December 30, 2017 at 05:25 PM