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Oregon man claims Taylor Swift told him to stab stranger
(Thanks to Steve K. who says "He does seem like her type.")
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Taylor's response: He's single and available girls.
Posted by: Loudmouth | December 15, 2017 at 06:53 PM
I blame Patsy Cline. Remember her hit "Crazy"?
Posted by: PirateBoy | December 15, 2017 at 07:17 PM
Acting weird. In Portland. How else are you supposed to act there?
Multnomah County confirmed that Thicksten is not married to Swift or anyone else.
Clearly the most important sentence in this article.
Posted by: fractalist | December 16, 2017 at 05:45 AM
“We are one what?” is the question.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | December 16, 2017 at 08:59 AM
Call Geico to save 10% on car insurance.
Posted by: chet | December 16, 2017 at 09:37 AM
I believe him. I had a similar situation. I did not want to work last Monday, so I called my boss:
I cannot come to work today. Those little voices in my head tell me to stay home and clean my guns".
Posted by: Ver | December 16, 2017 at 10:07 AM
Patsy Cline was pretty much responsible for the 60's.
Posted by: manual tomato | December 16, 2017 at 10:26 AM
Multnomah County confirmed that Thicksten is not married to Swift or anyone else.
Yes, he's available, just be sure to wear your kelvar vest when you date him.
Posted by: funny man | December 16, 2017 at 01:40 PM
This dude might know how to pronounce Taylor Swift's name, but I'll give odds he can't spell it.
Posted by: Le Petomane | December 16, 2017 at 02:10 PM
Are we sure this is not a Sasquatch sighting?
Posted by: Rintinglen | December 16, 2017 at 05:46 PM
Rintinglen- Here in New Mexico it would be an escaped alien chupacabra sighting. But this 'guy' is so species impaired it's hard to say.
Posted by: Le Petomane | December 16, 2017 at 07:59 PM