'I CANNOT RUN FAST'
Man with world’s largest penis is now registered disabled
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(Thanks to Al Barkafski and Michael Parry)
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December 21, 2017
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I think I can speak for all the male members (pun intended) on this blog when I say, "You're preaching to the choir, sir"
Posted by: Stixnstonz | December 21, 2017 at 07:09 AM
Hey, I can't run fast either. What do I get?
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | December 21, 2017 at 08:27 AM
I thought he was from Nantucket
Posted by: Airedale | December 21, 2017 at 08:40 AM
He should let Yoko Matsumurae (the beetle penis scientist) experiment with it applying force to it to see how far it could bend along its full length to determine different levels of stiffness. If there is any.
Posted by: manual tomato | December 21, 2017 at 09:42 AM
While we are on the subject, Levels of Stiffness opened for
Test Icicles
Posted by: manual tomato | December 21, 2017 at 09:49 AM
The bulk is foreskin? So if he converted to Judaism he could be normal?
Posted by: Loudmouth | December 21, 2017 at 09:56 AM
"Oh...it's twue, it's twue!"
Posted by: Lili Von Shtupp | December 21, 2017 at 01:13 PM
Loudmouth, if that's true we need a mohel stat! If his problem is as bad as he says we may need two.
Posted by: nursecindy | December 21, 2017 at 02:06 PM
An Ikea store in Burbank, Ca. has just erected (har!) a monument to this guy.
Posted by: PirateBoy | December 21, 2017 at 02:44 PM