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December 18, 2017

HEY, IT'S 2017

Scientists Say Japanese Monkeys Are Having 'Sexual Interactions' With Deer

(Thanks to Patty Villanova, Steve K., D Shey and A.C.)


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Ewwww. What kind of off spring? A deer monkey? Dronkey?

"monkey see, monkey do"

"Japanese Monkeys" once opened for "The Vapors."

"Nippon Macaque" would be a very rude name for a rock band.

The Consortship Of Eddie’s Monkey..

I suppose the deer in the photo might be a heroin addict, but then she does have a monkey on her back...

This "peer-reviewed Archives of Sexual Behavior", um, just what peers are peering at it?

Hey, hey, we're the monkeys.
And people say we like to monkey around.

After years of quietly accepting the monkeys' behavior, the deer have finally spoken up to protest the simian advances, thus causing the Weinstein Group to immediately go back into "defense mode" as a precautionary PR move.

Those monkeys need to be spanked.

"Pa, a couple of the Japanese critters are acting funny over at the cement pond."

"Well Doggies-style."

Not that there is anything wrong with that.

It probably started with the Pokémon phenomenon.

The smart buck don't monkey with another buck's monkey.

Wrap the monkeys up in a neat little individual packages and bow when you present them to the deer. Problem solved.

Are these consenting sika deer?

Oh, deer !

Anyone else notice the story was on "the two way" site?

Somebody has to say this - Not That There Is Anything Wrong With This.

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