HE HAD HIS REASONS
Man arrested for attacking worker in penguin costume
(Thanks to Le Petomane)
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Wait, was the employee or the worker in a penguin suit?
Where is Adam West when we need him? (Yes, he passed in 2017)...
Posted by: funny man | December 31, 2017 at 12:19 PM
Correction:
Was it the employee or attacker in a penguin suit?
It;s a clear-cut case of black and white jealousy!
Posted by: funny man | December 31, 2017 at 12:20 PM
It was a nun, people!
Posted by: Kolo | December 31, 2017 at 12:35 PM
Bird phobia?
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | December 31, 2017 at 12:42 PM
On the West side of Albuquerque, in a cactus garden across from another insurance agency, there is the sun dried carcass of a penguin. No one has ever explained why penguins seek to sell insurance in the desert.
Posted by: Le Petomane | December 31, 2017 at 01:00 PM
Read it and it's clear.
Burgess Meredith would have knocked off his block.
Posted by: OldPhil | December 31, 2017 at 01:27 PM
Who can blame him? Penguins are nothing more than smug little know-it-alls in a tuxedo.
Posted by: nursecindy | December 31, 2017 at 03:00 PM
And penguins don't save you 15% on your insurance.
Posted by: Le Petomane | December 31, 2017 at 04:01 PM
No bond as the alleged perp was a flight risk. The victim, of course, was not.
Posted by: Ken | December 31, 2017 at 06:25 PM
Danny DeVito is really having a hard time these days.
Posted by: wanderer2575 | December 31, 2017 at 07:25 PM
The attacker was a race car driver, upset that the penguin wasn't in the pole position.
Posted by: PirateBoy | December 31, 2017 at 07:53 PM
Don’t bring a Hibachi to the penguin house at the zoo and ask for a behind the scene tour. The police in most jurisdictions don’t like it.
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | December 31, 2017 at 09:30 PM
A black and white case of assault?
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | January 01, 2018 at 10:44 AM
Modifiers can confuse readers when misplaced.
Posted by: Participles Dangling | January 04, 2018 at 12:29 PM