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She used an officer’s arm to make herself happy after being arrested, police say
(Thanks to Jane Linderman)
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Well, it was... it was still attached to him, right?
Posted by: AmoebaStampede | December 23, 2017 at 01:20 PM
Her, Amoeba. NTTAWWT, of course.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | December 23, 2017 at 01:48 PM
Between the sex acts, the woman repeated racial slurs
As the Marquis might say, this really was foreplay.
Posted by: wanderer2575 | December 23, 2017 at 02:31 PM
If that officer had a consenting arm, I fail to see the problem.
Posted by: Le Petomane | December 23, 2017 at 02:56 PM
This is why police officers should be armed! Wait, he was, wasn't he?
Posted by: funny man | December 23, 2017 at 03:35 PM
I could have told her this wouldn't turn out well.
Posted by: nursecindy | December 23, 2017 at 03:55 PM
The long arm of the law- not that size matters of course.
Posted by: Gandalf the Old | December 23, 2017 at 04:34 PM
The word 'shankster' was used repeatedly. But the word 'harfed' was not used in a single instance in the police report to describe the masturbation sequences?
Posted by: manual tomato | December 23, 2017 at 06:33 PM
OK, I’m sure I did not date her in High School.
Posted by: 655321 | December 25, 2017 at 07:29 PM