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- "Dave" is Dave Barry, who is a humor columnist and presidential contender.
- "judi" is Judi Smith, who is Dave's Research Department, as well as being interested in men.
- "Walter" is Walter, a bone from the penis of a walrus.
That's shocking!
How does one get on their Christmas gift list? Asking for a friend.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | December 21, 2017 at 03:15 PM
"Give as Christmas gifts" to whom, exactly? 'Cuz Grandpa's mug shot looks like he's been dipping.
Posted by: MOTW | December 21, 2017 at 03:32 PM
"Happy Hookah-days"
Posted by: Rudolph | December 21, 2017 at 04:23 PM
Do they even make Geritol-flavored Doritos? Or Dorito-flavored Geritol?
Posted by: wanderer2575 | December 21, 2017 at 05:17 PM
@ Wanderer2575-
After some good weed, any Dorito works. A friend told me that's true.
Posted by: Le Petomane | December 21, 2017 at 07:19 PM
Hope his attorney asks to see the tax records...
Posted by: jenstar | December 22, 2017 at 09:34 AM
In some states, this is called estate planning.
Posted by: RochPete | December 22, 2017 at 11:30 AM