CSI: YORK, PA
Red Lion man pokes sister with meat fork in buttocks on Christmas, cops say
(Thanks to The Fourth George)
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December 29, 2017
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Is Buttocks a body part, or a neighboring town?
Posted by: wanderer2575 | December 29, 2017 at 12:54 PM
I would say their sibling rivalry is at a fork in their relationship
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | December 29, 2017 at 03:38 PM
Maybe he was trying to see if she was done yet?
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | December 29, 2017 at 03:51 PM
And in retaliation, she attempted to cut off his Tender Timer.
(Free GeezerBus lunch to all those who remember Tender Timers)
Posted by: PirateBoy | December 29, 2017 at 05:08 PM
First this post and then we have the ear muncher. I'm seriously considering the rumors of surviving branches of the Sawney Bean Family could be true.
@PirateBoy-
There was a guy who tried for years to breed a strain of turkeys with a Tender Timer already implanted in their breast. After a series of unnerving explosive and greasy events, he was forced to give up that endeavor.
Posted by: Le Petomane | December 29, 2017 at 07:19 PM
"Fork YOU!"
said Joshua.
Nothing exemplifies the holiday spirit like domestic violence involving tableware.
Posted by: Rintinglen | December 30, 2017 at 03:27 AM
Couldn't read it. Too many pop-ups.
Posted by: OldPhil | December 30, 2017 at 11:10 AM
WELL, WAS SHE DONE?
(I think he is...do not try this at home...)
Posted by: funny man | December 30, 2017 at 04:11 PM