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Also do not read past this colon: The man was holding his severed testicle in a rice bowl when ambulance arrived
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Do not click here.
Also do not read past this colon: The man was holding his severed testicle in a rice bowl when ambulance arrived
(Thanks to Michael Moyer)
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Severed testicle in a rice bowl. I think I had that menu item a few nights ago at a Thai restaurant
Posted by: Markhh | December 28, 2017 at 08:10 PM
Severed testicle in a rice bowl. I think I had that dish a few nights ago at a Thai restaurant.
Posted by: Markhh | December 28, 2017 at 08:15 PM
Rice? Somebody's knick-knack got paddy whacked.
Posted by: AmoebaStampede | December 28, 2017 at 08:16 PM
"Would you like soup or salad with your order?"
"What kind of soup is it did you say...Extremity of Wang?"
Posted by: manual tomato | December 28, 2017 at 08:27 PM
Markhh you would never be served a man's testicle at a Thai restaurant. When a women bites a man's testicle off during a sex romp in Thailand, it is tradition she throw it to the chickens.
Posted by: manual tomato | December 28, 2017 at 08:59 PM
Chop stick, or chopped stick?
Posted by: PirateBoy | December 28, 2017 at 09:01 PM
"...she bit off her hubby's testicle in a 'surge of excitement'."
Do Chinese hospitals charge extra for surges, like Uber?
Posted by: Ralph | December 28, 2017 at 10:28 PM
Could have been worse. She might have bitten something else off Mr Wang. Then he would have been Mr Wangless.
Posted by: David H | December 29, 2017 at 01:17 AM
That is one surge of excitement that I am glad to avoid.
Posted by: Rintinglen | December 29, 2017 at 02:17 AM
"Accidentally"? Well, dentally, at least.
Keep off her lawn (and out of her biting range).
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | December 29, 2017 at 07:57 AM
At least he still has his Wang.
Posted by: Marc | December 29, 2017 at 09:42 AM
With two you get eggroll. Sum Ting Wong.
Posted by: Loudmouth | December 29, 2017 at 10:04 AM
"Waiter. There's rice in my testicle bowl."
Posted by: Le Petomane | December 29, 2017 at 10:46 AM
The wrong way to Taiwan on...
Posted by: fractalist | December 29, 2017 at 03:03 PM
In honor of Marquis: Some of my friends call this foreplay.
Posted by: nursecindy | December 29, 2017 at 09:12 PM
Sack lunch?
Posted by: 655321 | December 29, 2017 at 09:40 PM
We won't . . .
Posted by: Brian Duval f/k/a Mahatma Kane Jeeves | January 02, 2018 at 09:28 AM