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November 07, 2017

YOU BETTER WATCH OUT

New Jersey Santa Claus busted with crack pipe, police say

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson, The Perts and Ralph)

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Bad Santa 3: Chris Christie's Revenge

Leave the paraphernalia. Take the cannoli.

Faggettaboudit

Bada bing, bada clink.

Bringing his own chimney.

Let's get Santa Clause 'cause;
Santa Clause has a red suit
He's a communist
And a beard, and long hair
Must be a pacifist
What's in the pipe that he's smoking?
Mister Clause sneaks in your home at night
He must be a dope fiend, to put you up tight...
– Arlo Guthrie, Pause of Mr. Claus (1968)

How the Grinch Meth-ed Up Christmas 2?

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