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November 27, 2017

WHICH MEANS NOW THE SQUIRRELS HAVE THEM

Bear on the loose 'after stealing hapless hunter's shotgun and automatic rifle' during cabin break-in

(Thanks to Ralph)

Posted by on November 27, 2017 at 06:05 AM |

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My previous statements supporting a Constitutional right to arm bears just took a dramatic turn

Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | November 27, 2017 at 06:50 AM

Local costume shops should check their inventory for missing bear suits.

Posted by: Clankie | November 27, 2017 at 07:35 AM

A bear also stole my TV and a DVD player.

Posted by: poiuyt | November 27, 2017 at 08:27 AM

"Be vewwwy quiet ...."

Posted by: Meanie the Blue | November 27, 2017 at 09:03 AM

I'm reminded of this half-humorous, half-serious Calvin and Hobbes cartoon.

(A thousand pardons for the zillion pop-up ads.)

Posted by: wanderer2575 | November 27, 2017 at 09:12 AM

Bad journalism. It tells us how the hunter lost his gun, but nothing about what happened to his hap.

Posted by: Snowman | November 27, 2017 at 10:23 AM

This hunter should sell that cabin and stop his string of bad luck. Just last year a moose bit his sister when she went outside for more firewood.

Posted by: Le Petomane | November 27, 2017 at 11:29 AM

We have the right to arm bears....

from a famous NRA poster, right?

Posted by: funny man | November 27, 2017 at 11:49 AM

I can envision the police interview (in Russia):
"So really,... who was it that you sold these guns to?"

Posted by: ed in texas | November 27, 2017 at 12:46 PM

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