USUALLY THIS WORKS
Longhorn who allegedly said 'I’m a UT student! You can’t arrest me!' is arrested
(Thanks to Stan Ruth)
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She sought the raw, and the law showed up.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | November 17, 2017 at 08:12 AM
Idiot. Everyone knows the proper procedure is to close your eyes and say "You can't see me!"
Posted by: wanderer2575 | November 17, 2017 at 08:29 AM
If the Longhorns football team was having a better year, she would have been off scot-free.
Posted by: OldPhil | November 17, 2017 at 08:34 AM
See, if he had been an Aggie, this might have worked.
Posted by: padraig | November 17, 2017 at 09:00 AM
^"she"^
Posted by: padraig | November 17, 2017 at 09:01 AM
Next time, try "I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK."
Works for me.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | November 17, 2017 at 09:22 AM
School officials later released a statement saying in part, "she was known around campus as being very close to a handful."
Posted by: manual tomato | November 17, 2017 at 11:56 AM
manual tomato-a handful of what? And how close was she to becoming that handful of something. Inquiring minds want to know.
Posted by: Le Petomane | November 17, 2017 at 03:45 PM
Just an FYI: If you're ever in North Carolina and get stopped by the police, yelling "I'm a Clemson Tiger fan" will get you 5-10 in the state prison.
Posted by: nursecindy | November 17, 2017 at 05:09 PM
One officer at the scene reported trying to get a feel of the situation at hand was a reach.
Posted by: manual tomato | November 17, 2017 at 05:43 PM
Wow. That's one cupcake short of a paper. She isn't just divorced from reality, she never met it, much less dated.
Posted by: Loudmouth | November 17, 2017 at 09:51 PM
You can always tell a UT student. You just can't tell them much.
To borrow a quote from Kelly (Married With Children) Bundy, first dinner, then sex!
Posted by: PirateBoy | November 18, 2017 at 01:31 AM