TIME TO BAN BEANS
Mystery Blasts Rattling the Globe
(Thanks to [appropriately enough] Le Petomane)
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November 21, 2017
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Probably the Weather Channel blowing up buses.
Posted by: Frank Davuco | November 21, 2017 at 11:07 AM
Scuse me.
Posted by: Gustav A. Honkentooter | November 21, 2017 at 11:40 AM
The first research from scientists investigating this baffling phenomenon seem to suggest a correlation of bean burrito specials at Taco Bell and other Mexican restaurants with the terrific explosions frightening innocent people around the globe. Stay tuned for more information as it comes in. And don't panic!
Posted by: Le Petomane | November 21, 2017 at 11:56 AM
007 villian, no doubt.
Goldfinger: C'mon, 007 - pull my finger.
Posted by: MOTW | November 21, 2017 at 12:28 PM
"Les Nessman reporting from the scene of a terrific explosion that occurred above a large turkey farm on the outskirts of Roswell, New Mexico. First reports claim two unmanned weather balloons have collided. These collisions of weather balloons are being blamed for dozens of similar explosions around the globe that were caused by a computer malfunction.
Oh, the humanity! Turkey feathers are coming down like sheets of black rain. I can't continue. I just can't..."
Posted by: Les Nessman | November 21, 2017 at 07:18 PM
"You've had enough beans."
Posted by: Rintinglen | November 22, 2017 at 02:08 AM
The cows have learned how to light farts.
Posted by: Loudmouth | November 22, 2017 at 10:00 AM
Either that, or maybe Chris Christie is up to something again!
Posted by: funny man | November 22, 2017 at 11:16 AM