THIS HAPPENED IN IDAHO, BUT YOU KNOW WHERE HE WAS FROM

1 arrested after man injured in fight over shrimp

(Thanks to XianJaguar)

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[MOTW]

You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it. Dey's uh, shrimp-kabobs, shrimp creole, shrimp gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There's pineapple shrimp, lemon shrimp, coconut shrimp, pepper shrimp, shrimp soup, shrimp stew, shrimp salad, shrimp and potatoes, shrimp burger, shrimp sandwich.
~Pvt. Benjamin Buford "Bubba" Blue

[Heywood]

He had a bad case of crustacean frustration.

[Stixnstonz]

"Hey, George, the ocean called; they're running out of shrimp."
"Well, the Jerk Store called, and they're running out of you."
"What's the difference? You're their all-time best seller."
"Yeah? Well, I had sex with your wife!"
"George, his wife's in a coma..."

[PirateBoy]

~If I only had a brine....~