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Understandable. The guy is a barbarian who probably eats his steaks well done with ketchup.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | November 30, 2017 at 02:07 PM
Does the mustard catch on fire in the toaster?
Posted by: wanderer2575 | November 30, 2017 at 02:10 PM
When mustard is outlawed on Pop-Tarts, only outlaws will put mustard on their Pop-Tarts.
Posted by: Le Petomane | November 30, 2017 at 02:11 PM
State Police? That sounds like a FEDERAL offense.
Posted by: Stixnstonz | November 30, 2017 at 02:32 PM
OMGAIEEEE Corelle™ Butterfly Gold plate!!
Posted by: MOTW | November 30, 2017 at 03:05 PM
At least it wasn't Grey Poupon™.
Posted by: Geez Louise | November 30, 2017 at 03:07 PM
Condimental retardation.
Posted by: Cheesewiz | November 30, 2017 at 04:18 PM
I heard that the Nazis used mustard on everything and that's why they called themselves the Mustard Race.
Posted by: poiuyt | November 30, 2017 at 04:51 PM
And the so-called United Nations does nothing.
Posted by: FredKey | November 30, 2017 at 05:44 PM
He is a mustard-bator!
Posted by: Loco | November 30, 2017 at 05:50 PM
The Condimentors are revolting.
Posted by: Le Petomane | November 30, 2017 at 06:39 PM
MYOB
Posted by: OldPhil | November 30, 2017 at 08:53 PM
Did anyone click on the link to the guy from Alaska? Smores Pop-Tarts with a slab of salmon in between. As a guy and a male, I have eaten some odd things when camping/fishing. I used the standard non-frosted cinnamon Pop-Tart for my salmon sandwich. There may have even been mustard involved. Definitely jalapenos. Good eatin' on the river.
What else are you supposed to do when you run out of Pilot Bread and Spam?
Posted by: 655321 | November 30, 2017 at 09:08 PM
When I was backpacking Pop-Tarts were on my 'essentials' list. Once, when walking the C & O Canal trail, I found a large badger growling and blocking the trail. So I backed up ten or so feet, found a clear space off trail and broke out my chemical stove. I made a cup of hot chocolate and had a Pop-Tart. I then continued my trek, the badger had moved on. Good times.
Posted by: ImNotDave | December 01, 2017 at 07:26 AM
Beep Beep- LePet. You're the greatest.
Posted by: Patty V. | December 01, 2017 at 08:10 AM
Get a rope.
Posted by: Rintinglen | December 01, 2017 at 11:38 AM