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November 28, 2017

SOME STORIES ARE ALMOST TOO FLORIDA FOR FLORIDA

Rick Scott Consultant Denies He Used Ice Penis to Hump Mannequin

(Thanks to Roberto)

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A picture is worth a thousand words...of denial.

I'm suspicious, maybe it is "fake news"? - How did he got a hold on an ICE penis in Miami?
*No, I did not read the story, the photo was enough.

So what kind of penis, exactly, did you use to hump the mannequin?

Was it a consenting mannequin?

Live by the sword, die by the sword....

After Wednesday, or a heat spell, will he be over the hump?

"Hey baby. Do you have any genital warts that need a good freezing?"

Hey, that's an ice penis you have there, buddy."
"Thanks [awkward pause]... Yours is nice, too."

Apparently, she was frigid.

First time a mannequin ever got wet down there.

Vanilla Ice was unavailable for comment.

A cold fish gets an icy..?.....never mind!

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