SOME STORIES ARE ALMOST TOO FLORIDA FOR FLORIDA
Rick Scott Consultant Denies He Used Ice Penis to Hump Mannequin
(Thanks to Roberto)
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November 28, 2017
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A picture is worth a thousand words...of denial.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | November 28, 2017 at 07:52 PM
I'm suspicious, maybe it is "fake news"? - How did he got a hold on an ICE penis in Miami?
*No, I did not read the story, the photo was enough.
Posted by: Qaz | November 28, 2017 at 08:03 PM
So what kind of penis, exactly, did you use to hump the mannequin?
Posted by: FredKey | November 28, 2017 at 08:34 PM
Was it a consenting mannequin?
Live by the sword, die by the sword....
Posted by: Elmo | November 28, 2017 at 09:16 PM
After Wednesday, or a heat spell, will he be over the hump?
Posted by: PirateBoy | November 28, 2017 at 10:08 PM
"Hey baby. Do you have any genital warts that need a good freezing?"
Posted by: Heywood | November 28, 2017 at 11:04 PM
Hey, that's an ice penis you have there, buddy."
"Thanks [awkward pause]... Yours is nice, too."
Posted by: Stixnstonz | November 29, 2017 at 07:21 AM
Apparently, she was frigid.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | November 29, 2017 at 08:22 AM
First time a mannequin ever got wet down there.
Posted by: Loudmouth | November 29, 2017 at 10:23 AM
Vanilla Ice was unavailable for comment.
Posted by: fractalist | November 29, 2017 at 03:40 PM
A cold fish gets an icy..?.....never mind!
Posted by: funny man | November 29, 2017 at 04:11 PM