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November 29, 2017


Farmer fined for trying to pick up women in his tractor

(Thanks to Le Petomane)


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He's better off anyway. Eventually the woman would break his heart and leave him one of those John Deere letters.

Definitely one of those strange atractors.

"Wanna see my combine?"

But after that he had ‘taken the head staggers’ – a Northern Irish expression meaning to be stupid – and that he had gone to Derry to look for women.

Now there's a useful phrase... applicable to a few of my co-workers.

New Pickup line: "Hey baby, wanta see my Johnny Deer?"

"Hey, baby, wanna go out?"


Did any of the women scythe right?

Another reapist on the loose.

"She Thinks My Tractor's Sexy" is a real song.

Bringing in the she's.

"Wanna see my disc plow with eight 14" diameter serrated discs and agricultural grade axle bearings. Offering a cutting width of 48"-52", the blades are offset at a 13° fixed angle with a 15° cutting angle to slice the ground and loosen it as it cuts and with 3-point hitch pins."

The word "plow" immediately came to mind.

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