IT'S THE MOST WONDERFUL TIME OF THE YEAR
(Thanks to Geoff, who says "Oh ya better watch out....")
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(Thanks to Geoff, who says "Oh ya better watch out....")
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He just missed the cut on Reservoir Dogs.
Posted by: manual tomato | November 16, 2017 at 08:55 AM
It is said that he who ingests the glowing nose of Rudolf will be gifted with extraordinary powers.
He's going to need them.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | November 16, 2017 at 09:01 AM
and...ladies and er gents, I'm guessing he's single and available
Posted by: GA-Oz Hybrid | November 16, 2017 at 09:01 AM
Fairly certain that will get you to the "Naughty" list. Maybe to the top, even.
Posted by: Stixnstonz | November 16, 2017 at 09:14 AM
He shot Santa's eye out!
Posted by: wanderer2575 | November 16, 2017 at 09:43 AM
I guess Santa was hungry, so Rudolph was the first to go...
Posted by: Qaz | November 16, 2017 at 09:58 AM
I wonder about how he got to that point. Maybe I’m just melancholy today
Posted by: Not Not My Usual Alias | November 16, 2017 at 11:34 AM
Reindeer meat. It's what's for dinner.
Posted by: PirateBoy | November 16, 2017 at 12:17 PM
A mash up of Elf on the Shelf and the Trailer Park Boys.
Posted by: Marc | November 16, 2017 at 12:46 PM
You don't know it's reindeer meat. Might be one less Bumble.
Clearly the Pump Island of Misfit Drunks
Posted by: Loudmouth | November 16, 2017 at 01:15 PM
Is this what happens when Santa's reindeer refuse to retire???
Purple the Perp...soon to be a new Doctor Suess holiday book.
Posted by: funny man | November 16, 2017 at 02:10 PM
*snork* @ Marc
Posted by: klezmerphan | November 16, 2017 at 03:40 PM
Soon to be a Hallmark Christmas movie, "The Guy Who Shot Santa". I'm sure it'll have a warm, fuzzy ending that will make you cry.
Posted by: nursecindy | November 16, 2017 at 04:23 PM
This story makes me uncomfortable.
Posted by: Rudolph | November 16, 2017 at 05:31 PM