BRILLIANT
ALSO: In May, a driver in eastern Zhejiang was fined after surveillance footage captured him drawing his own parking space with chalk on a road.
(Thanks to Rick Day)
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November 30, 2017
DO THESE PEOPLE NEVER WATCH MOVIES?
(Thanks to Jon Harris, who asks "What could go wrong?")
WHICH IS WHY YOU SHOULD HAVE A SUPPLY OF BEER WITH YOU AT ALL TIMES
Space Storm Could Hit Earth With Only a 15 Minute Warning
(Thanks to Steve K, who says "Keep the car running.")
THEY HAD NO CHOICE
TRUTH
YOU THINK?
(Thanks to manual tomato, Fabian Marson and Bill Carver)
DISGUISE OF THE WEEK SO FAR
WHICH MAKES IT MORE DIFFICULT FOR THE LITTLE FELLA TO DRIVE
Raccoon found with jar stuck on its head in Florida
(Thanks to MOTW, who says "You know who is behind this.")
CSI: BANGKOK
U.S. Couple Arrested In Thailand After Exposing Their Butts At Temple
(Thanks to Judy B.)
HOLD OFF ON THAT MORTGAGE PAYMENT
Why volcanic doom is closer than we think
(Thanks to The Perts)
IN FLATHEAD COUNTY, TENSION CONTINUES TO MOUNT
6:06 p.m. Someone reported finding a large puddle in the Kalispell area.
(Thanks to Craig Roberts)
BECAUSE YOU'RE INSANE?
Why you should put your tights in the freezer overnight before wearing them - even in winter
(Thanks to Le Petomane, who says "It also explains why the Revolutionary War started.")
TEEN GUYS IN ACTION
Teen trying to kill bedbug causes $300K fire in Cincinnati
(Thanks to Kevin Smith, who says "It worked!")
November 29, 2017
SEND HIM OR HER TO WASHINGTON
‘Don’t know’ is leading the race for Idaho governor
(Thanks to Craig Roberts)
WHY THE LONG FACE?
Cowboy rides horse into store to buy beer
(Thanks to Kevin Smith)
TOTALLY JUSTIFIED
HEY, THAT'S A NATURAL RESOURCE
IT'S PROBABLY A SOUND SYSTEM IN MIAMI
New Jersey police try to trace source of loud banging noise
(Thanks to Le Petomane)
Or it could be a turkey.
(Thanks to Kevin Smith)
ALASKA: THE LAST FRONTIER
Men’s dispute over ‘living situation’ escalates with bear spray and gunfire
(Thanks to L. Raymond)
IT WAS UNWISE TO MESS WITH THEM
Prehistoric women's arms were stronger than those of today's elite rowers
(Thanks to The Perts)
RURAL GUYS IN ACTION
Farmer fined for trying to pick up women in his tractor
(Thanks to Le Petomane)
IS THERE A PROBLEM, OFFICER?
Driver having sex during car crash was 'running around naked'
(Thanks to B'game)
THE NEW YORK TIMES FINALLY WAKES UP AND COVERS THE REAL NEWS
Lurking in Toilets, Swimming the Streets: Snakes of Bangkok Move In
(Thanks to Art Kraus, Phil McAvity and Lisa Aschkenasy)
We saw Snakes of Bangkok open for the Who.
A RETIRED GUY NEEDS A HOBBY
Melbourne Beach retiree booked on street racing charges
(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)
GET THAT NOBEL PRIZE READY
(Thanks to Kevin Smith, Patty Villanova, Le Petomane, Ralph and coscolo, who says "device being hacked in 3... 2... 1...")
November 28, 2017
SOME STORIES ARE ALMOST TOO FLORIDA FOR FLORIDA
Rick Scott Consultant Denies He Used Ice Penis to Hump Mannequin
(Thanks to Roberto)
THIS HAPPENED IN IDAHO, BUT YOU KNOW WHERE HE WAS FROM
1 arrested after man injured in fight over shrimp
(Thanks to XianJaguar)
SOMEBODY HAS TO DO IT
Dave,
Love your "Best State Ever ...." book. I checked it out at St. Pete Beach Library and thought you'd get a kick out of the new title the library system assigned to it." (pic of it in attachment) Ha ha!
Nancy Furlong, Treasure Island
THERE'S A CAR UNDER THERE?
Massachusetts police stop car with massive Christmas tree on top
(Thanks to Peter Metrinko and Andrew Mendez)
DUDE
(Thanks to manual tomato)
YIKES
ALTHOUGH IT DOES HAVE A VALID FLORIDA DRIVER'S LICENSE
(Thanks to Al Barkafski, who says "Where's Sigourney Weaver when you need her?")
UPDATE ON THE WORLDWIDE EPIDEMIC OF LARGE SNAKES IN WEIRD PLACES
Cooking oil used to free massive python from concrete manhole cover
(Thanks to Ralph)
Seattle girl shocked as snake emerges in Lake City toilet
(Thanks to Craig Roberts)
November 27, 2017
IT WAS RELEASED AFTER PRODUCING A VALID FLORIDA LICENSE
Bobcat Survives Being Hit By Car, Lodged In Grill For 50 Miles
(Thanks to Another Ralph)
Related: Chicken goes on joyride on back of fire truck
(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)
GUYS IN ACTION
Pennsylvania man blasts a SPIDER with a shotgun while smoking a cigarette
To clarify, the man was smoking the cigarette. The spider was smoking a pipe.
Also, the video looks like it might be staged. But hey.
(Thanks to Patty Villanova)
'I AM NOT USING THIS BATHROOM EVER AGAIN'
Toilet Terror: Iguana Shocks Florida Woman
Do not miss the dramatic TV-news report.
(Thanks to D Shey)
THERE IS NO REASON FOR IT TO BE IN CIVILIAN HANDS
Louisville man robbed gas station while armed with hand lotion
(Thanks to Le Petomane)
WE CANNOT BELIEVE MIAMI IS BEHIND ORLANDO
WHICH MEANS NOW THE SQUIRRELS HAVE THEM
IN THAT CASE, YOU ARE FREE TO GO
CANADA: LAND OF ROMANCE
Nova Scotia's waters may be a hot spot in the shark mating scene.
(Thanks to The Perts)
IT'S GOING TO LOOK MIGHTY IMPRESSIVE OVER THE MANTEL
Hunter shoots pickup truck after mistaking it for a deer
(Thanks to Le Petomane)
November 26, 2017
MISSED IT, DUDE
In Nevada, for the first time, Black Friday will include legal recreational marijuana.
(Thanks to Peter Metrinko)
A BALANCED DIET
THEY WON'T GET FAR WITHOUT MIXERS
California police investigate surveillance video after looters steal 1,800 gallons of vodka
(Thanks to Le Petomane)
'INTRIGUING' IS ONE WORD FOR IT
(Thanks to Le Petomane and Roberto)
WE'RE NOT ENTIRELY SURE WHY, BUT...
...the Rock Bottom Remainders are featured in the New York Times puzzle column.
WE'VE HAD CARS LIKE THAT
Barrington woman charged after using flamethrower to burn her own luxury car
(Thanks to Roberto)
November 25, 2017
SOMEBODY'S GOING TO HAVE A VERY SPECIAL CHRISTMAS
THE EPIDEMIC IS WORSENING
Family finds python in toilet at Seattle apartment complex
(Thanks to Craig Roberts)