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Best. Gift Guide. Ever!
The finger hand puppets will definitely increase my efficiency in making symbolic suggestions to fellow motorists on the road. I've ordered two sets. I can steer the car with my forehead.
I confess that I spent about 20 perfectly good dollars several years ago for a book of Shakespeare's insults. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
I assume thanks to the Titanic Brewery is because their product helped you get through this year's evaluations.
Posted by: wanderer2575 | November 24, 2017 at 11:36 AM
Dave, normally a DHGG leaves me retching in horror and lacking a couple of IQ points. Bad job, there are actually a couple of things I want.
Wanderer, I have that same book. We few, we proud, we literate are such rogues. I want the bandaids. So much for culture.
Posted by: Loudmouth | November 24, 2017 at 12:19 PM
" If I could have one wish, I would wish for world peace. " ( crowd applauds )
Posted by: Clankie | November 24, 2017 at 12:29 PM
I suggested the Star Wars tongs for a wedding registry. It was a Black Friday special on The Amazon
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | November 24, 2017 at 12:50 PM
I know one of the things Loudmouth "wants" is that Manilow coloring book, right? I think they missed a bet by not including a selection of Manilow Music with it.
Congratulations to nursecindy!
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | November 24, 2017 at 01:57 PM
I like everything. I especially liked the idea of paying a loud, obnoxious unwanted kid to sit down and shut up. I'm adjusting my withdrawal limit.
Posted by: manual tomato | November 24, 2017 at 01:59 PM
The Banana Surprise Yumstation lady makes me feel tingly inside. Is that wrong?
Posted by: Burt Macklin, FBI | November 24, 2017 at 02:12 PM
Santa is evidently very happy to see Christmas.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | November 24, 2017 at 02:34 PM
I love the fact that the web page title is "Dave Barry's funny Holiday Gift Guide 2017". As if there were other choices of adjective...
In the Kitchen Safe picture, where can I find the plastic hatchet and giant curlers?
Is the Sexy Chest Swimsuit available in a mankini version?
Asking for a friend...
Posted by: fractalist | November 24, 2017 at 02:49 PM
Is it just me or does the guy standing in the back of the Star Wars Tongs photo look like he's about to kill everyone with his shovel?
Posted by: evil roy | November 24, 2017 at 02:51 PM
Send those Eagle Beak Briefs to Congress. Please !
Posted by: Horace LaBadie | November 24, 2017 at 06:12 PM
Alas, I'm too late. For next year, then:
https://offspring.lifehacker.com/why-this-plastic-butt-straw-is-the-greatest-baby-gadget-1820605743
Posted by: BartlettFred | November 26, 2017 at 01:39 PM