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November 23, 2017

HAPPY THANKSGIVING, EVERYBODY

Be thankful you're not a Florida turkey.

(Thanks to Emily, Leslie and w)

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It's too bad the turkeys didn't feed the man to the alligators.
Happy Thanksgiving to everyone! Remember to load up on carbs. Tomorrow is Black Friday!

I am profoundly thankful that the video was not autoplay.

Happy Tryptophan, people!

Not as horrifying as All You Can Eat Shrimp Night at Red Lobster.

We stay home on Black Friday.Happy turkey day.

Doesn't hold a candle to Christmas Crab-legs at the Mandarin.

I’m confused. When I chomp on a raw turkey or use a spiral move in the kitchen, people get all hot and bothered. These guys get coverage on a major news source.

Happy Thanksgiving, everyone!

(Black Friday would ordinarily be an excellent time to catch up on all the stuff stored on my DVR. Too bad it’s gonna be 90+ here. Gotta find somewhere with functional A/C.)

Frozen turkeys would probably still have worked --
something like gator Eskimo Pies [or Drumsticks].

I'm very thankful they didn't drop live turkeys into the pen...

@Clankie--Add any All You Can Eat Barbecue ribs night at a Texas saloon to your Red Lobster All You Can Eat Shrimp Night list. You are right; some things can never be unseen.

I just ate a cheese log. An. Entire. Cheese. Log.

Can't move.

First nap, then dinner!

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