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Be thankful you're not a Florida turkey.
(Thanks to Emily, Leslie and w)
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Be thankful you're not a Florida turkey.
(Thanks to Emily, Leslie and w)
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It's too bad the turkeys didn't feed the man to the alligators.
Happy Thanksgiving to everyone! Remember to load up on carbs. Tomorrow is Black Friday!
Posted by: nursecindy | November 23, 2017 at 11:41 AM
I am profoundly thankful that the video was not autoplay.
Happy Tryptophan, people!
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | November 23, 2017 at 11:48 AM
Not as horrifying as All You Can Eat Shrimp Night at Red Lobster.
Posted by: Clankie | November 23, 2017 at 12:02 PM
We stay home on Black Friday.Happy turkey day.
Posted by: ron | November 23, 2017 at 02:07 PM
Doesn't hold a candle to Christmas Crab-legs at the Mandarin.
Posted by: MyShadow | November 23, 2017 at 03:04 PM
I’m confused. When I chomp on a raw turkey or use a spiral move in the kitchen, people get all hot and bothered. These guys get coverage on a major news source.
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | November 23, 2017 at 03:53 PM
Happy Thanksgiving, everyone!
(Black Friday would ordinarily be an excellent time to catch up on all the stuff stored on my DVR. Too bad it’s gonna be 90+ here. Gotta find somewhere with functional A/C.)
Posted by: klezmerphan | November 23, 2017 at 04:09 PM
Frozen turkeys would probably still have worked --
something like gator Eskimo Pies [or Drumsticks].
I'm very thankful they didn't drop live turkeys into the pen...
Posted by: fractalist | November 23, 2017 at 04:25 PM
@Clankie--Add any All You Can Eat Barbecue ribs night at a Texas saloon to your Red Lobster All You Can Eat Shrimp Night list. You are right; some things can never be unseen.
Posted by: Le Petomane | November 23, 2017 at 07:31 PM
I just ate a cheese log. An. Entire. Cheese. Log.
Can't move.
First nap, then dinner!
Posted by: PirateBoy | November 23, 2017 at 10:54 PM