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It'll be interesting to see when the inevitable mj-flavored Dorit0s come out.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | November 28, 2017 at 08:41 AM
Meanie, I'm going out to copyright "Double-Baked Doritos" right now.
Posted by: padraig | November 28, 2017 at 09:02 AM
Terrible news! Next they will invert marihuana that you can smoke! This is not good.
Posted by: Prudence | November 28, 2017 at 09:46 AM
Other than causing a little laziness and euphoria, loss of memory, feeling lost all the time and hearing yourself think out loud while watching pigs scurry away turning into fat little stationary trash cans, it's good for you.
Posted by: manual tomato | November 28, 2017 at 10:20 AM
"Is that gum you're chewing young man? Well I hope you brought enough for the entire class!"
Posted by: Le Petomane | November 28, 2017 at 10:32 AM
I foresee a government study on whether MaryJane gum chewers pop their gum at the same rate of regular chewers.
Posted by: LeDud | November 28, 2017 at 11:30 AM
Dude, there's a bubble coming out of your mouth. Wow!
Posted by: nursecindy | November 28, 2017 at 04:09 PM
Warning: does not freshen your breath.
Posted by: fractalist | November 28, 2017 at 04:11 PM
Double your pleasure, double you fun, with the new Doublemint, Doublemint, Grass Chewing Gum!
Posted by: manual tomato | November 28, 2017 at 04:40 PM
So some people literarlly could not walk and chew gum at the same time.
Posted by: Loco | November 28, 2017 at 04:46 PM
Off to the store to buy a pack of gum. I'm sure Dankorage will have it in stock. And yes, Dankorage is the name of a sanctioned marijuana store in Anchorage. At least they were a little clever. Their radio commercials promise that they are "welcoming" and "friendly".
Posted by: 655321 | November 28, 2017 at 06:04 PM