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November 30, 2017


Deputies searched for the suspects around the Outlet Mall and found them wearing only their bras and panties outside of a nearby hotel. “I was informed that the suspects were trying to change their clothes in an attempt to hide from law enforcement,” a deputy said.

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)


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"Um, where are your clothes, lady?"

"It's Florida. This is how we always dress."

"In that case...."

CSI: Strip Mall

Looking at the mugshots, I'm touched by how remorseful and ashamed suspect #1 appears to be.

Take away what clothes they were wearing and send them to Bangkok.

Gee, hard to disguise that orange hair.

See, this is why your mother told you to always wear clean underwear when you go out.

Actually gives a whole new angle on the term "strip mall."

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