ALSO REALLY FURIOUS
Employees catch couple having sex 'really fast' at Texas movie theater
(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)
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Don't you just hate it when you go to the movies and the first 20 minutes is nothing but c'mming attractions.
Posted by: Marc | November 16, 2017 at 06:02 PM
Was it fast as in speed of execution, or "fast as a bunny"?
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | November 16, 2017 at 06:22 PM
This couple must have met at the Bunny Ranch in Nevada where they showed showed Rapid Rabbit movies to customers.
Posted by: Le Petomane | November 16, 2017 at 07:52 PM
"How was the movie?"
"I couldn't see a thing. A lady sitting in front of me blocked my view with her fast moving ass bobbing around up in my face."
"Other than that, how was it?"
"Recoiling."
Posted by: manual tomato | November 16, 2017 at 08:22 PM
Marc that was truly awful. Well done. I'm guessing the movie wasn't JIGSAW.
Posted by: LeDud | November 16, 2017 at 08:43 PM
At the last drive-in movie I went to (1977?) the couple next to me were quite (ahem) "frisky" until the female apparently dropped something. Somehow her left foot wedged (toes down) between the steering wheel and the switch for the horn. Not that anyone noticed.
Actually, everyone noticed. And cheered.
Posted by: PirateBoy | November 16, 2017 at 10:56 PM
Was it a Buster Keaton film festival?
Posted by: wanderer2575 | November 17, 2017 at 08:32 AM
Does this mean they'll have to start showing warnings during previews, like they do now for turning off your cell phone, and not talking loudly?
"Please be courteous..."
Posted by: Stixnstonz | November 17, 2017 at 11:15 AM