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Florida man arrested for trying to break into unmarked patrol car with cops inside
(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson, John Lobert and mezrap)
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Florida man arrested for trying to break into unmarked patrol car with cops inside
(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson, John Lobert and mezrap)
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Titland opened for The Jimi Hendrix Experience.
Posted by: manual tomato | November 25, 2017 at 10:10 AM
How did bail get set as $45,100?
Do the Florida police have Black Friday discounts?
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | November 25, 2017 at 10:11 AM
"Um, uh, hi officers! Isn't this my car?"
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | November 25, 2017 at 10:20 AM
The cops probably quoted Bugs Bunny: This setup's too good!
Posted by: FredKey | November 25, 2017 at 11:50 AM
So you might say Titland was busted.
Thank you...
Posted by: Burt Macklin, FBI | November 25, 2017 at 02:03 PM
Titland sounds like a cheap knockoff of Hooters.
Posted by: fractalist | November 25, 2017 at 03:25 PM
Is it just me or, are our criminals getting dumber?
Posted by: nursecindy | November 25, 2017 at 04:00 PM
It's surprising how often Florida Man gets his name in the paper.
Posted by: Clankie | November 25, 2017 at 04:05 PM
That's how to short circuit the system. He saved everyone a whole lot of investigatin', warrantin', chasin', and cuffin'. Good old Otis.
Posted by: Loudmouth | November 25, 2017 at 06:36 PM