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- "Dave" is Dave Barry, who is a humor columnist and presidential contender.
- "judi" is Judi Smith, who is Dave's Research Department, as well as being interested in men.
- "Walter" is Walter, a bone from the penis of a walrus.
- "Dave" is Dave Barry, who is a humor columnist and presidential contender.
- "judi" is Judi Smith, who is Dave's Research Department, as well as being interested in men.
- "Walter" is Walter, a bone from the penis of a walrus.
No mention of the two inch nail stuck in his forehead due to the untimely attempted ingestion of an air hammer.
Posted by: manual tomato | November 26, 2017 at 03:09 PM
So, he was coin-operated?
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | November 26, 2017 at 05:36 PM
I hope he got a receipt and was able to apply the coins to the hospital bill.
Posted by: PG-13 Wodehouse | November 26, 2017 at 06:44 PM
Due to unfortunate errors in translation, Mr. Khan totally misunderstood the training rules to enter the Iron Man Competitions.
Posted by: Le Petomane | November 26, 2017 at 06:51 PM
I guess we can rule out iron deficiency.
Posted by: Clankie | November 26, 2017 at 08:07 PM
I do admire his ability to coin a phrase.
Is this proof that men don't change?
Posted by: PirateBoy | November 26, 2017 at 09:12 PM
A human piggy bank!
Posted by: nursecindy | November 26, 2017 at 10:58 PM
Were there 12 points to his Pica?
(OK, that's a somewhat obscure pun...)
Posted by: PirateBoy, the Printer | November 26, 2017 at 11:36 PM
Now THAT is what you call your filthy lucre.
Posted by: padraig | November 27, 2017 at 09:07 AM
What goes in apparently does not always come out.
Why is that, nursecindy?
Posted by: MOTW | November 27, 2017 at 10:23 AM