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November 26, 2017

A BALANCED DIET

Surgeons treating a man with suspected food poisoning were stunned to discover 263 coins and 100 nails in his stomach

(Thanks to Patty Villanova)

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No mention of the two inch nail stuck in his forehead due to the untimely attempted ingestion of an air hammer.

So, he was coin-operated?

I hope he got a receipt and was able to apply the coins to the hospital bill.

Due to unfortunate errors in translation, Mr. Khan totally misunderstood the training rules to enter the Iron Man Competitions.

I guess we can rule out iron deficiency.

I do admire his ability to coin a phrase.

Is this proof that men don't change?

A human piggy bank!

Were there 12 points to his Pica?

(OK, that's a somewhat obscure pun...)

Now THAT is what you call your filthy lucre.

What goes in apparently does not always come out.

Why is that, nursecindy?

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