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Americans 'are not properly cleaning their anuses'
(Thanks to Craig Roberts)
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October 28, 2017
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"We have a couple of the country's leading Dermatologists here in our studio to discuss the proper way to clean your anus."
"Dr., would these eyeglass cleaner pads do in the absence of a handy wet wipe."
"Yes, also an alcohol pad would work, got any gum?"
Posted by: manual tomato | October 28, 2017 at 12:59 PM
I'm pretty sure I don't want to read that article.
Posted by: nursecindy | October 28, 2017 at 01:18 PM
Go here to take care of that:
http://amzn.to/2gL6yl4
Posted by: Suzie Q Wacvet | October 28, 2017 at 01:53 PM
I got some turpentine and a bottle brush if anyone needs help.
Posted by: AmoebaStampede | October 28, 2017 at 02:02 PM
Uranus or mine?
Posted by: OldPhil | October 28, 2017 at 02:08 PM
Will.i.am is an obvious expert in this subject. I mean, ever listen to his c$ap music?
Posted by: Not.a.Fan | October 28, 2017 at 02:09 PM
Goodbye, Mr. Chips.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | October 28, 2017 at 02:46 PM
Must we talk about that planet ?
Posted by: Clankie | October 28, 2017 at 03:01 PM
Home Depot has an end-of-season sale on pressure washers.
Posted by: Stixnstonz | October 28, 2017 at 03:23 PM
Captain Kirk Toilet Paper always gets rid of all those annoying Klingons.
Posted by: Le Petomane | October 28, 2017 at 04:51 PM
Not buying expensive products, or steam-cleaning mine, sorry. And, modern TP may not be perfect, but it sure beats Sears catalogs and corn cobs.
Posted by: K | October 28, 2017 at 05:03 PM
Perhaps the cleaning element requires more lubrication?
Posted by: PirateBoy | October 28, 2017 at 08:30 PM
This isn't a problem in Washington, everyone knows it's full of ass wipes.
Posted by: ImNotDave | October 29, 2017 at 07:10 AM
It takes alot of elbow grease to get a good spit shine.
Posted by: EveryoneWants2BeRich | October 29, 2017 at 03:23 PM
OK, now we have a problem. If millions of people start using wet-wipes, most of them will get flushed down the toilet.
They are not supposed to be flushed because they don't disintegrate in the sewer like T.P. does. Soon the sewers will all be clogged. Then you'll be sorry.
Posted by: Virtual User | October 30, 2017 at 04:17 PM