WE AGREE WITH SCIENCE
The universe shouldn’t exist, according to science
(Thanks to Veee)
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October 26, 2017
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"... explain how you’re reading this right now."
Oh, I saw the answer to that on a bumper sticker:
If you can read this, Thank a Teacher!
Posted by: MOTW | October 26, 2017 at 01:44 PM
Apparently these scientists have never studied Gene Ray's Time Cube theory.
Posted by: Head_Smashed_In | October 26, 2017 at 02:05 PM
Maybe there was the cloak of asymmetry covering either matter or anti-matter when the bang happened and it was blown away into the quickly expanding universe and eventually formed what is now Florida?
Posted by: Cheesewiz | October 26, 2017 at 02:16 PM
Wasn't the Big Bang something to do with a "gas giant"?
Which makes me wonder, which came first, Giant Burrito or Gas Giant?
Posted by: funny man | October 26, 2017 at 02:20 PM
Remember when you received a letter grade on your report card referring to Penmanship? Never should have happened.
Posted by: manual tomato | October 26, 2017 at 03:16 PM
Take the red pill.
Posted by: Ralph | October 26, 2017 at 03:28 PM
This is not the answer we're looking for.
Posted by: ImNotDave | October 26, 2017 at 03:37 PM
@Cheesewiz wins the Internet for today. Giant spit-take
Posted by: GA-Oz Hybrid | October 26, 2017 at 05:04 PM
"The Universe doesn't allow perfection."
----Stephen Hawking
I suppose this explains Flathead County, Florida, Washington---it's happy hour and this list will be too long. Carpe diem.
Posted by: Le Petomane | October 26, 2017 at 07:28 PM
There's beer, therefore the universe am.
Posted by: OldPhil | October 26, 2017 at 08:03 PM
Oh please... The anti-matter universe is where Spock has that beard.
Posted by: Clankie | October 26, 2017 at 08:06 PM
"When the two collide, they combust in a violent eruption, meaning none of anything should be here today." Sounds like Thanksgiving at my house.
Posted by: FredKey | October 26, 2017 at 09:32 PM