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October 30, 2017


Naked Palm Bay Man Tells Lowe’s Customers He’s Jesus Christ

You know the state.

(Thanks to John Mayson)


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I can see the movie trailer now:

He's Back! And Florida Has Him!

Hey, he was a carpenter, right?

Where do you pick up the Bus to Hell?

Jeff beat me to it.

"...forgot your loincloth, dude..."

Christ on a crack...er.

Overheard later at the mental hospital.

"Jesus is back there twisting and shouting again and this time He has followers."

I thought Jesus was in prison. It's the only explanation for all the prisoners that say they found Jesus in jail.
Now, it you'll excuse me I have to go to confession before that handbasket to Hell drops by to pick me up.

I thought Jesus went to Mexico after all that trouble in Vegas.

Anyway, Dad's gonna have a few things to say!

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