TOTALLY PLAUSIBLE
Naked Palm Bay Man Tells Lowe’s Customers He’s Jesus Christ
You know the state.
(Thanks to John Mayson)
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October 30, 2017
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I can see the movie trailer now:
He's Back! And Florida Has Him!
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | October 30, 2017 at 08:00 AM
Hey, he was a carpenter, right?
Where do you pick up the Bus to Hell?
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | October 30, 2017 at 09:04 AM
Jeff beat me to it.
Posted by: wanderer2575 | October 30, 2017 at 09:26 AM
"...forgot your loincloth, dude..."
Posted by: padraig | October 30, 2017 at 09:37 AM
Christ on a crack...er.
Posted by: Loudmouth | October 30, 2017 at 09:41 AM
Overheard later at the mental hospital.
"Jesus is back there twisting and shouting again and this time He has followers."
Posted by: manual tomato | October 30, 2017 at 10:26 AM
I thought Jesus was in prison. It's the only explanation for all the prisoners that say they found Jesus in jail.
Now, it you'll excuse me I have to go to confession before that handbasket to Hell drops by to pick me up.
Posted by: nursecindy | October 30, 2017 at 12:58 PM
I thought Jesus went to Mexico after all that trouble in Vegas.
Anyway, Dad's gonna have a few things to say!
Posted by: funny man | October 30, 2017 at 03:15 PM