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October 27, 2017

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Man enjoys life after losing 3-foot-long penis

(Thanks to D Shey and Veee)

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You kinda get attached to those things...kudos to him for giving some of it up!

Didn't Functional Scrotum open for the Beastie Boys?

There was once a man from Kent,
With a pecker so long it bent,
To save himself trouble,
He bent it around double,
So when he was coming he went!

'Scuse me while I whip this out.

Nooooooooo!!!!!

This reminds me of the old joke about a man meeting a woman in a bar. After a few drinks they get lovey.
The woman whispers in the man's ear.
"I won't go to bed with any man that doesn't have at least eight inches to please me."
The man says, "You're a mighty pretty lady, but I'm not getting four inches cut off just for you."

Kudos to Elmo!!
I actually had a patient with this problem. His would reach to his shoulder when he was laying down. It was really amazing to see. He really was the talk of the hospital because, unlike this guy, he loved showing it off.

But he was much in demand for double dutch.

Always in the last place you look.

He's enjoying life, but what about his significant other?

NurseCindy: How often did you "volunteer" to change his Foley?

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