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Man enjoys life after losing 3-foot-long penis
(Thanks to D Shey and Veee)
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October 27, 2017
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You kinda get attached to those things...kudos to him for giving some of it up!
Posted by: funny man | October 27, 2017 at 10:53 AM
Didn't Functional Scrotum open for the Beastie Boys?
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | October 27, 2017 at 11:18 AM
There was once a man from Kent,
With a pecker so long it bent,
To save himself trouble,
He bent it around double,
So when he was coming he went!
Posted by: Elmo | October 27, 2017 at 11:39 AM
'Scuse me while I whip this out.
Nooooooooo!!!!!
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | October 27, 2017 at 12:06 PM
This reminds me of the old joke about a man meeting a woman in a bar. After a few drinks they get lovey.
The woman whispers in the man's ear.
"I won't go to bed with any man that doesn't have at least eight inches to please me."
The man says, "You're a mighty pretty lady, but I'm not getting four inches cut off just for you."
Posted by: Le Petomane | October 27, 2017 at 12:15 PM
Kudos to Elmo!!
I actually had a patient with this problem. His would reach to his shoulder when he was laying down. It was really amazing to see. He really was the talk of the hospital because, unlike this guy, he loved showing it off.
Posted by: nursecindy | October 27, 2017 at 01:07 PM
But he was much in demand for double dutch.
Posted by: ImNotDave | October 27, 2017 at 04:49 PM
Always in the last place you look.
Posted by: FredKey | October 27, 2017 at 06:32 PM
He's enjoying life, but what about his significant other?
Posted by: Rintinglen | October 28, 2017 at 09:34 AM
NurseCindy: How often did you "volunteer" to change his Foley?
Posted by: PirateBoy | October 28, 2017 at 05:43 PM