THIS IS HUGE
Controversy erupts over where to put the cheese in a cheeseburger emoji.
(Thanks to Le Petomane)
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October 31, 2017
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I don't like cheese on my burgers, so they are all wrong.
Posted by: C. Robbin | October 31, 2017 at 06:49 AM
Who CARES?
BTW, what's a 'emoji'?
Posted by: ImNotDave | October 31, 2017 at 06:52 AM
At least Fox News is covering the important issues.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | October 31, 2017 at 07:11 AM
Once everyone involved gets this resolved, they can all return to their mothers' basements.
Posted by: wanderer2575 | October 31, 2017 at 08:51 AM
Over the top, just like toilet paper. Discussion over.
Posted by: padraig | October 31, 2017 at 09:08 AM
The laws of cheeseburger thermodynamics dictate that the cheese must be placed directly above the burger component in order to provide maximum thermal conduction [for optimum meltiness]. Other components may be placed anywhere, although placement of lettuce directly under the meat can be considered a bad lifestyle choice.
I generally avoid this conundrum by ordering a patty melt.
Posted by: fractalist | October 31, 2017 at 01:28 PM
fractalist is correct.
So let it be written, so let it be done.
Posted by: Burt Macklin, FBI | October 31, 2017 at 01:44 PM
Added to the Rules of Fractalist page 12, verse 21.
"If anyone breaks the law of Cheeseburger Thermodynamics, the offender shall be removed from employment and be forced to make his living working night shift at a Chuck E. Cheese for a period of one year. That'll learn them!
Posted by: Le Petomane | October 31, 2017 at 02:13 PM
Has anyone had the nerve to try the 'pre-fab' cheeseburgers with the cheese INSIDE the meat?
Posted by: ImNotDave | October 31, 2017 at 02:28 PM
Feed the cheese to the cows. Problem solved.
Posted by: Steve K. | October 31, 2017 at 04:04 PM
Is it okay to note that most fast food cheeseburgers no longer feature 'real cheese" but something akin to "processed and stablised cheese-flavored spread"?
Posted by: funny man | October 31, 2017 at 06:12 PM
Definitely, a first world problem. On to whether the poop emoji curls clockwise or counterclockwise above the equator.
Posted by: Loudmouth | October 31, 2017 at 06:27 PM