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October 31, 2017


Teen stopped by police in his tractor said he was 'looking for women'

(Thanks to Fabian Marson)


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In certain crowds, a tractor is an aphrodisiac— but usually not in urban areas

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Red-Neck Cadillac.

Apparently the manure-scented air freshener hanging from the rear-view wasn't bringing in the babes.

It worked for Oliver and Lisa Douglas.

(Who's driving the Geezer Bus?)

This might have worked if he'd been driving a John Deere tractor.

nursecindy is right.

And if he got dumped, would he get a John Deere letter?

The odds are good he had a six pack of Bud in a cooler and listening to Kenny Chesley's, "She Thinks My Tractor's Sexy." I don't think this pick up method works out well in most places.

"Come plow with me"

"My soil is soft"

"Wanna ride in my cart?"

were reported among his "pickup" lines

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