THE CHICKS DIG IT
Teen stopped by police in his tractor said he was 'looking for women'
(Thanks to Fabian Marson)
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October 31, 2017
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In certain crowds, a tractor is an aphrodisiac— but usually not in urban areas
Posted by: Not Not My Usual Alias | October 31, 2017 at 07:01 AM
Not that there's anything wrong with that.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | October 31, 2017 at 07:10 AM
Red-Neck Cadillac.
Posted by: ImNotDave | October 31, 2017 at 07:47 AM
Apparently the manure-scented air freshener hanging from the rear-view wasn't bringing in the babes.
Posted by: Stixnstonz | October 31, 2017 at 08:11 AM
It worked for Oliver and Lisa Douglas.
(Who's driving the Geezer Bus?)
Posted by: wanderer2575 | October 31, 2017 at 08:50 AM
This might have worked if he'd been driving a John Deere tractor.
Posted by: nursecindy | October 31, 2017 at 12:16 PM
nursecindy is right.
And if he got dumped, would he get a John Deere letter?
Posted by: Burt Macklin, FBI | October 31, 2017 at 01:50 PM
The odds are good he had a six pack of Bud in a cooler and listening to Kenny Chesley's, "She Thinks My Tractor's Sexy." I don't think this pick up method works out well in most places.
Posted by: Le Petomane | October 31, 2017 at 02:21 PM
"Come plow with me"
"My soil is soft"
"Wanna ride in my cart?"
were reported among his "pickup" lines
Posted by: funny man | October 31, 2017 at 06:16 PM