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October 27, 2017

POLICE EVENTUALLY CRACKED THE CASE

Driver refuses to unclench his heroin-hiding buttocks

Related: Palm Springs man gripes he can’t sell heroin ‘no more’ after arrest

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

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Heroin-Hiding Buttocks opened for Tool

"But this is supposed to be NICEVILLE!" the suspect was allegedly yelling as he was taken away.

Florida Man strikes again!

Would this be an appropriate use of the jaws of life?

I think Heroin-Hiding Buttocks played at my high school prom.

Mr. Language Person would advise that the proper lament is that he can't sell no more heroin no more.

You Got To Unclench Your Heroin-Hiding Buttocks was a top 40 C&W song by Reba.

Cheeky monkey!

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