SO IT'S NOT JUST AMERICANS
(Thanks to Geoff, who says "Darwin would not be pleased.")
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I saw Smartphone Zombies open for Men Without Hats.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | October 31, 2017 at 11:40 AM
This will only give kids in some cities the idea to wrap a few lampposts with barbed wire and watch the fun.
Posted by: Le Petomane | October 31, 2017 at 12:41 PM
Geezer alert: Coworker walked into a post and broke his glasses the first time the women from a neighboring office appeared in miniskirts on a 1960's spring day. He was a normal guy, not a zombie.
Posted by: coscolo | October 31, 2017 at 01:38 PM
The airbags should also be coated with superglue.
If Mozart, who was born in Salzburg, were alive today, he would have been inspired to compose "The Headsmack Symphony". Ironically, this, in turn, would become the world's most popular ringtone.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | October 31, 2017 at 01:42 PM
No airbags. Wading pools.
Posted by: wanderer2575 | October 31, 2017 at 03:27 PM
@-wanderer2575- Make that electrified wading pools.
Posted by: ImNotDave | October 31, 2017 at 04:48 PM
There's another solution. Require smartphone zombies to wear protection.
Posted by: Ralph | October 31, 2017 at 04:50 PM
*writes down "app to identify lampposts" on "great idea" list*
Posted by: Rudolph | October 31, 2017 at 05:23 PM