IF I CAN MAKE IT THERE, I THINK I'LL USE UBER
Nose-Picking Masturbator Terrorizes NYC Subway Riders
(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson, who says "I saw the Nose-Picking Masturbators open for The Who.")
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October 26, 2017
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Jeff, you have been to some weird concerts.
(But we still love ya!)
Posted by: MOTW | October 26, 2017 at 01:40 PM
What odds are the bookies in Vegas giving for his relationship status?
Posted by: Head_Smashed_In | October 26, 2017 at 01:56 PM
Perhaps he is envisioning a new band called "The Smegma Sniffers".
Posted by: Heywood | October 26, 2017 at 02:01 PM
Is he 'training'? (There oughta be a law!)
Posted by: funny man | October 26, 2017 at 02:17 PM
Wasn't Masturbator Choo Choo a hit song for Glen Miller and the Andrews Sisters?
Pardon me boy is that the masturbator choo choo?
Posted by: Marc | October 26, 2017 at 02:27 PM
The Australian species of the NPM is exponentially more secretive.
Posted by: manual tomato | October 26, 2017 at 03:07 PM
Stories like this really rub some people the wrong way.
Posted by: PirateBoy | October 26, 2017 at 04:33 PM
Relevant SEINFELD references:
JERRY: But there - but there was no pick! I - I did not pick! There ws no pick!
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KRAMER: I'm out!!!
Posted by: Burt Macklin, FBI | October 26, 2017 at 07:27 PM
Folks who live in NYC lead exciting lives. Here in Roswell, NM we have to drive to parts of Mexico or ask the aliens for another abduction to have as much fun and excitement as y'all do.
Posted by: Le Petomane | October 26, 2017 at 07:37 PM
Nose-Picking Masturbator
I never bought any of their albums, for obvious reasons.
Posted by: Clankie | October 26, 2017 at 08:07 PM
Many years ago a friend and I spent an hour watching cars go by us. I held a clicker counter on number of cars and he clicked on nose picking drivers. We had 150 cars and 50 pickers, or 1 of 3 drivers. I'd suggest that someone survey drive up window users to verify the other activity.
Posted by: SCemjazz | October 27, 2017 at 07:07 AM