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You know what would have meant even more? Next time - and there will be a next time - leave him a gift haggis.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | October 30, 2017 at 08:06 AM
I have decided to take up the Blog's recommendation on this one. The Blog's advice is usually useful.
Posted by: Just Some Guy | October 30, 2017 at 08:21 AM
That's crime control in Canada. RCMP cops playing bagpipes on the beat. Nobody loiters when he's near.
Posted by: Loudmouth | October 30, 2017 at 09:45 AM
Kinda' like discouraging unruly teens from loitering in McD's by playing Barry Manilow albums.
Posted by: fractalist | October 30, 2017 at 01:20 PM
The ideal song with bagpipes would be one where the bagpipes remain silent until just before the end. Kinda' like this one.
Warning: may contain kilts.
Posted by: fractalist | October 30, 2017 at 01:50 PM
Practice, man, practice,
Posted by: Ralph | October 30, 2017 at 02:36 PM
#TeamVerbalHarasser
Posted by: Renee the First | October 30, 2017 at 06:10 PM