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October 28, 2017

BECAUSE AIR TRAVEL DOESN'T SUCK ENOUGH ALREADY

Southwest plans to expand it's midair 'pop up concerts' - but nobody seems very happy about it!

Go figure!

(Thanks to Craig Roberts)

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"Ladies and gentlemen, we have a special treat for you today. Your flight attendant Sandy will now perform her famous 'mime locked in a box' routine. Enjoy!"

What will Southwest do for an encore, offer to remove a passenger's testicle?

Have Sandy perform the Dance of the Seven Veils With Six in the Wash and I might be interested.

The passengers can always respond by popping up with their own enthusiastic off-key rendition of "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall." With kazoo orchestration.

Southwest likely got their in flight entertainment idea from Australia's Quantas airline. I understand their "find the snake hunts" are always exciting.

It has taken decades, but the airlines have nearly achieved parity with America's subway systems. If only enough panhandlers can be transferred to air duty, you know we will truly be there.

"How was your flight?"

"Far out, man."

Somebody from United must have planted this idea.

Hmph! My Improv group knows when it’s not wanted!

Could be worse...they could be doing a Barry Manilow medley of "Songs to Fly By"...

Wait till they pass the hat, and suggest that you might get "kicked off" if you don't 'donate'...

Southworst tries to get me to pay $15 to sit in the front of the plane, as a "Business Select" member. I'd gladly pay $30 to sit in the back of one of these concert-planes, in the "no music" section.

I've already heard enough singing flight crews to last me a lifetime.

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