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September 17, 2017


A German man whose penis became stuck in the hole of a 2.5 kilogram gym weight plate needed the help of the fire brigade and their power tools to remove it.

(Thanks to Craig Roberts and Ralph)


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I know that this is a stupid question, but why?

That thing about creating the perfect human race never was never going to happen.

And one and two and lift and stretch....

"...in the city of Worms..."

[BTW: I don't think that's a reliable news source.]

The words, angle grinder, power tools, and penis should never show up together in the same story.

He was just pumping iron...

What a dumbbell.

This dude is going to have to give up cock fighting.

"That's not how it works. That's not how any of this works."

Boy, you're going to carry that weight,
Carry that weight a long time
-Paul's band before Wings

Don't tell me...in Germany, the fire brigade is made up of young blondes and brunettes, all between 16 and 19 and a half, right?

I'm sure there was a perfectly reasonable explanation.

There is a joke about a man who enters a bar with a case. The man places the case on the bar counter, opens the case and takes out a miniature piano and piano bench. Then, from inside his coat the man carefully removes a tiny human, a 12 inch pianist. The bartender looks in disbelief as the tiny human begins to play the miniature piano. "That's the most incredible thing I have ever seen" exclaimed the bartender, "how is this possible?" The man shrugged and said, "the genie misunderstood my third wish."

Maybe the man with his member stuck in the 2.5kg gym weight met the same genie.

How do you use power tools to remove a 2.5 kg. metal plate from a sensitive area??

Apart from: 'very very carefully'?

Here, hold my beer....

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