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I like the idea of Free Speech being applied to the situation. If she took a newspaper from the yard, would Free Press apply?
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | September 26, 2017 at 01:24 PM
Neither the police nor Shirley had anything to go on, apparently.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | September 26, 2017 at 01:41 PM
I'd almost said send her to Washington D.C. but as we all know, there is too much poop there already.
Posted by: funny man | September 26, 2017 at 02:10 PM
If she carries doggie bags and cleans up after herself, she may be able to get off on a technicality. Assuming she prefaces the act by walking in a little circle and does the little hind leg kicking thing as a finale.
Posted by: Stixnstonz | September 26, 2017 at 03:08 PM
Her argument is just a load of crap.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | September 26, 2017 at 03:26 PM
"And after gender reassignment surgery, can no longer control herself."
I would venture she wasn't very tightly wrapped before the surgery.
Posted by: Le Petomane | September 26, 2017 at 07:45 PM