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Avast these fake holidays, me hardies.
Posted by: Cheesewiz | September 19, 2017 at 08:13 AM
Free fried Twinkie at Long John Silver?
As it turns out, public transportation is not too keen about parrots who spout Seinfeld quotes.
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | September 19, 2017 at 08:46 AM
When random members of the public were asked about the underwhelming response to January 's National Nothing Day, there were no comments.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | September 19, 2017 at 09:11 AM
"It's such a stupid thing, it just naturally resonates with people," Barry said.
Modern society in general, summarized in eleven words.
Posted by: wanderer2575 | September 19, 2017 at 09:12 AM
Talk Like a Pirate Day is VERY big in the swing dance community around these parts. True story. Give yourself a pat on the back, Dave (and don't stab yourself with your hook).
Posted by: Renee the First | September 19, 2017 at 10:22 AM
On Talk Like a Pirate Day, I always get the words of a Mac Davis song stuck in head: "Baby, baby, don't get hooked on me."
Posted by: Le Petomane | September 19, 2017 at 11:10 AM
It's the most wonderful time, of the year...
The Pirate Name Generator.
Posted by: PirateBoy, AKA Scowlin' Bud Grimm | September 19, 2017 at 12:04 PM
^Cap'n Gertrude Knifenose, reporting for duty!
Posted by: Renee the First | September 19, 2017 at 01:02 PM
I'm "Swishy Garrick Smythe"? I think I'll demand a recount.
Posted by: wanderer2575 | September 19, 2017 at 01:44 PM
Whinin' Bernard Smythe???
Arrrrgh!!! -- I'm gonna make yon webmaster walk the plank!
Posted by: fractalist | September 19, 2017 at 02:18 PM
I got "Pirate Ross the Swollen." Huh.
Posted by: Rudolph | September 19, 2017 at 03:20 PM
If the high school has no "loud Shirt Day", maybe they don't think high schoolers can come up with a "loud shirt" without putting speakers in BOTH pockets and cranking up that tiny sound!
Posted by: EP Ramos PhD | September 19, 2017 at 03:30 PM