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September 19, 2017


Arrr! Fake holidays the likes of Talk Like a Pirate Day are old as me peg leg, savvy?


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Avast these fake holidays, me hardies.

Free fried Twinkie at Long John Silver?

As it turns out, public transportation is not too keen about parrots who spout Seinfeld quotes.

When random members of the public were asked about the underwhelming response to January 's National Nothing Day, there were no comments.

"It's such a stupid thing, it just naturally resonates with people," Barry said.

Modern society in general, summarized in eleven words.

Talk Like a Pirate Day is VERY big in the swing dance community around these parts. True story. Give yourself a pat on the back, Dave (and don't stab yourself with your hook).

On Talk Like a Pirate Day, I always get the words of a Mac Davis song stuck in head: "Baby, baby, don't get hooked on me."

It's the most wonderful time, of the year...

The Pirate Name Generator.

^Cap'n Gertrude Knifenose, reporting for duty!

I'm "Swishy Garrick Smythe"? I think I'll demand a recount.

Whinin' Bernard Smythe???

Arrrrgh!!! -- I'm gonna make yon webmaster walk the plank!

I got "Pirate Ross the Swollen." Huh.

If the high school has no "loud Shirt Day", maybe they don't think high schoolers can come up with a "loud shirt" without putting speakers in BOTH pockets and cranking up that tiny sound!

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