SHE ALSO ENDORSES PORRIDGE
108-Year-Old Woman Claims Avoiding Men Is The Secret To A Long Life
(Thanks to Al Barkafski)
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So it was her who inspired this song.
Posted by: manual tomato | September 18, 2017 at 06:16 AM
She will spend her last 108-year-old breath listening to this song.
Posted by: manual tomato | September 18, 2017 at 06:21 AM
"Doctor will I live longer if I give up wine, women & song?"
Doctor replies: "No, but it will certainly feel longer."
Posted by: ImNotDave | September 18, 2017 at 07:05 AM
It works two ways: Stay off her and her lawn, guys!
Posted by: funny man | September 18, 2017 at 12:24 PM
If it takes avoiding sex and eating lentil porridge to live to be 108, I'll go to dances, drink beer, eat cheeseburgers and take my chances.
Posted by: Le Petomane | September 18, 2017 at 02:22 PM
Yep. My first question to her would be "You call that a life?". Of course maybe our blogresses have a different take on this...
Posted by: fractalist | September 18, 2017 at 03:20 PM
It gets easier as time passes, I expect.
Posted by: Seeker | September 18, 2017 at 05:45 PM
What about haggis ? Does she avoid that ?
Posted by: LeDud | September 18, 2017 at 07:40 PM