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September 18, 2017


108-Year-Old Woman Claims Avoiding Men Is The Secret To A Long Life

(Thanks to Al Barkafski)


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So it was her who inspired this song.

She will spend her last 108-year-old breath listening to this song.

"Doctor will I live longer if I give up wine, women & song?"
Doctor replies: "No, but it will certainly feel longer."

It works two ways: Stay off her and her lawn, guys!

If it takes avoiding sex and eating lentil porridge to live to be 108, I'll go to dances, drink beer, eat cheeseburgers and take my chances.

Yep. My first question to her would be "You call that a life?". Of course maybe our blogresses have a different take on this...

It gets easier as time passes, I expect.

What about haggis ? Does she avoid that ?

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