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They've been to Washington. It was too disgusting even for them, so they left.
Posted by: Guin | September 25, 2017 at 06:48 AM
Wait, the NASCAR technical director for Joe Gibbs Racing has gone to Canada?
A nearby Python-a-Thon might be a good option
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | September 25, 2017 at 06:57 AM
If the SPCA contacted Willard he would likely take the entire kit and caboodle off their hands.
Posted by: Le Petomane | September 25, 2017 at 10:07 AM
Why not send them to the local zoo? If they misbehave, the zoo might save a ton of money on feeding.
Hey, they ain't call rats ...oh, whatever...
Posted by: funny man | September 25, 2017 at 10:31 AM
Law school?
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | September 25, 2017 at 10:40 AM
I hear Washington State University is looking for test subjects.
Posted by: Rudolph | September 25, 2017 at 12:28 PM
The jokes write themselves but to say something nice, as far a rodents go, they are the best rodent pet. Forget hamsters, gerbil, guinea pigs, etc.
Posted by: bgbear | September 25, 2017 at 01:42 PM
I vote the python-a-thon as mentioned above.
Posted by: LeDud | September 25, 2017 at 02:09 PM
You dirty rat!
Posted by: James Cagney | September 25, 2017 at 02:38 PM
Got enough in DC. I was walking over to the the Kennedy Center last week and, right in front of me, one loped across the sidewalk and into a drainpipe. I just said, "Hi congressman".
Posted by: Loudmouth | September 25, 2017 at 05:01 PM
In Chicago, I gave directions to someone from out of town that included taking a shortcut through the alley.
"You'll want to go back the other way, though. You only get one free pass from startled rats."
The person elected to go the long way around.
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | September 25, 2017 at 05:23 PM