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September 15, 2017


Man unaware of drugs in his pants says trousers were borrowed

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson, who says "In that case, sir...")


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"License, Registration and Insurance?"

"Check, these are not my pants."

Note to criminals. If you're carrying illegal drugs or have committed a crime, always obey the traffic laws.
I'm proud to say I have never borrowed pants from anyone.

"Not my pants, not my drugs."

"In that case, sir, you are free to go."


"No, I'm [email protected] with you, moron. Assume the position."

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